Müsnah - Sovereign Imbeciles

Sally was pulled over for running a red light. When the police officers asked for her driver’s license, she declined to present one because she’s a sovereign citizen. What is a sovereign citizen, you might ask? It’s basically a bunch of uneducated, underachieving nut sacks who believe that they should decide which laws to obey and which to ignore. They think they are above the law by not obeying the law.

According to their feeble little brains, when they operate a motor vehicle, they are not driving, they are “travelling.” Therefore, a driver’s license is not required. True story. Other M.O. they exhibit is to play dumb, ask the same questions over and over again like they have a short-term memory loss (eg. “why am I being detained/arrested?”) and to insist they see the supervisor (like that’s going to help).

Hillbilly Sally went above and beyond stupidity. She would speed off during a pull over and often times, she succeed in losing the cops from a chase. One night, she was not so lucky. As she was hiding in the corner from the cops, a pair of arms choked her from behind. It was Müsnah! She had had enough of Sally’s charades and gave something that no officer is legally allowed to do: police brutality!

One hour later, Sally was found bloodied and bruised in front of the police station. She was immediately arrested. Moral of the story: don’t be a dick. Obey the law!